House said that:
Orange-Colored Patient: What are those?
Dr. House: Painkillers.
Orange-Colored Patient: Oh, for you, for your leg.
Dr. House: No, because they're yummy.
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Dr. Wilson: I'm not gonna date a patient's daughter.
Dr. House: Very ethical. Of course, most married men would say they don't date at all.
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Dr. House: I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "no chance in hell."
Dr. Chase: Actually, I'm Australian.
Dr. House: You put the Queen on your money, you're British.
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Patient: I can't get my contact lenses out-
Dr. House: Out of what? They're not in your eyes.
Patient: But they're red.
Dr. House: That's because you're trying to remove your corneas.
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Hank: I am clean, man, no steroids, no nothing.
Dr. House: Your lips say no, your prunes say yes
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Gabe: Who are you?
Dr. House: The little ones call me "Uncle Greg."
Orange-Colored Patient: What are those?
Dr. House: Painkillers.
Orange-Colored Patient: Oh, for you, for your leg.
Dr. House: No, because they're yummy.
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Dr. Wilson: I'm not gonna date a patient's daughter.
Dr. House: Very ethical. Of course, most married men would say they don't date at all.
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Dr. House: I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "no chance in hell."
Dr. Chase: Actually, I'm Australian.
Dr. House: You put the Queen on your money, you're British.
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Patient: I can't get my contact lenses out-
Dr. House: Out of what? They're not in your eyes.
Patient: But they're red.
Dr. House: That's because you're trying to remove your corneas.
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Hank: I am clean, man, no steroids, no nothing.
Dr. House: Your lips say no, your prunes say yes
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Gabe: Who are you?
Dr. House: The little ones call me "Uncle Greg."
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